literally we need to get rid of the stigma of questioning once and for all.
call yourself gay. call yourself ace. call yourself a lesbian today and a nonbinary bi trans man tomorrow. its fine. literally no community has ever been harmed by someone thinking that label might apply to them and then discarding it later. anyone who says otherwise is drinking the exclusionary kool-aid and isn’t worth the time it would take to argue with them.
if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango
you know when like. its an evening in mid spring and you can hear birdsong outside your window and realize how much you’ve missed that sound over the winter. and your entire being just blossoms a little. yeah
FYI, the Silmarillion has the word “unfriend” in it, so anytime you unfriend someone on Facebook that’s a silm reference
me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off
hey everyone, great news! starting monday we're relaxing our don't-piss-in-the-pool requirements and no longer mandating that swimmers control their bladders while in the water. of course if you're more comfortable not pissing in the pool, you may continue to do so - everyone should make the pee decision that feels safest for them and their family. please respect everyone's choice about where to pee. thanks 😊
fantastic update, our restaurant has lifted its smoking ban and is now smoking-optional. you may continue to not smoke inside if you'd prefer, but we're excited to now offer our guests the freedom to make everyone else in this enclosed airspace inhale whatever particulates they'd like to release via combustion. if you have like some kind of health problem or whatever, you are totally welcome to choose not to smoke. we're very excited to be getting back to normal!
hope Elon makes twitter so completely obnoxious and inhospitable that it crashes and burns. I hope orgs/municipalities/support teams etc etc stop using it as their primary mode of communicating with the public. I hope to never see a state senators opinion on gay tv shows in helvetica neue ever again. Hope its terrible and everyone loses money and websites around the world stop thinking rounded edges of blue and white is the pinnacle of design. Hope there's suffering and embarrassment and crying and so on. Praying for this every day join me
to be clear . i think misha collins s a straight man who HAS had sex with men in the past but in a way that made him go oof. yeah. yeah definitely heterosexual. you know how when you’re a young adult woman and you go on a date with a man you like and then you excuse yourself to have a panic attack in the bathroom and proceed to listen to not a single word he says the rest of the night and feel a bolt of real fear that he’ll kiss you when he walks you to your door so you wave bye and then call your friend crying about how you think you might be a lesbian. he did that except he called darius crying about how he thinks he might be straight. hwoever. if he wants to call himself bisexual thats allowed because on all levels except physical hes a guy raised by two lesbians in a commune of gay people . you know those posts that r like homophobes on the streets arent gonna ask for the intricacies of your identity and they dont care if they clocked u wrong they’re still going to be homophobic to you . that happened to misha collins for 12 years on supernatural and presumably throughout his youth. so if hes a bisexual man whos only attracted to women thats whatsup man love is love
